princetabris:

I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness

(via hell-begins-here)

she—looks—so—perfect:

I know I’m useless dad, you don’t have to remind me every single second.

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

(via fogd)

radjew:

do any of you even know my name

(via fogd)

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via fast-binge-cut)

urtube:

teacher: Where is your homework?

me: I didn’t do it, it’s a metaphor

(via mitolojikyoksunlukvarbende)

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

(via ugly)